i really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic so idk
Fear the people who feel comfortable swearing in front of their parents
Today I got promoted to 2IC and I’m now in training to become store manager after Easter. My hard work is finally paying off and I feel like I can now pat myself on the back. Too bad the only person I want to talk to about how exciting things are for me is a giant idiot. 😞
Anonymous asked: strippers are so fucking dirty
Sorry, I couldn’t hear you over the sound of your dad leaving your family every weekend to come make it rain on me.
I’d rather you here with me this weekend.
wanna kiss and make out